How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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