i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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