Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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