Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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