Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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