im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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