your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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