i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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