if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have post one night stand depression
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