It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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