is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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