Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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