you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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