So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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