There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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