Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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