I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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