"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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