when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
