Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
