Dual....:-)
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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