I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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