I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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