Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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