idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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