so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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