Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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