just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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