So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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