We're facebook friends in real life
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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