So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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