im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
this just has baby written all over it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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