Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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