we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize