So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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