Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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