Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
