Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
