It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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