I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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