Small penises have feelings too.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I am naked and annoyed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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