sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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