Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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