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you suck at this game today
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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