CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
