with your own penis?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
