yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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