Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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