woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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