Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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