Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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