I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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