I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
