dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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