I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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