I smell stomach acid.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize
